Scary Jesus Church

Scary Jesus Church

Date Added: Thursday 27th September 2007
Nearest Stations: Yukarigaoka, Shizu

 

A very freaky church near to Yukarigaoka station. This one has a big sliding garage door with a picture of Jesus looking like one of the black wraiths out of Lord of the Rings. It's the sort of stuff that would give you nightmares. Maybe it's a kind of old testament place and they're saying that Jesus will come and drag you away in the middle of the night while you sleep.
He's obviously gotten this nice carpenter while he was dozing on the job, because he still has his mallet in his hand. Or maybe he knew that scary Jesus was coming to get him, and he thought he could fight him off.
Could he be a modern day Persecutor of Jesus? He looks like he's all ready to nail something up anyway.
I hope I don't go to hell for writing this.